Fat Girl Go Away

I wish the guilt that I carry around for various things, minor or major would magically help me lose weight but alas....it's a fairytale. I think at one time or another we all wished for that magic wand with special "tone this body part" abilities and "reduce this fat" options. While I'm not opposed to working out, it just seems boring, much as I consider, ironically, cooking, hence why I'm not a big fan of either. However in both cases, once I dive into either one of them I am quite committed at the time. I need an implant on my brain to help motivate me into either one of those....because that is all I really need, the repeat Cliff Pusher. However, the weather can be the CP at times, like for instance when we've had a long cold winter and Spring comes in with a force of 60 degree weather like we've had over the last few days. It gets everyone outside. Plus Spring indicates a new season of gardening, my favorite and preferred type of exercise. I...